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Nov. 10th, 2011
Supernatural!Schwartz strikes again!
Nov. 10th, 2011 08:40 pmHaha! I return now with the next bit of this story, which now has a title! (Not only does it have a title, but I also have come up with suitable section titles.)
Accordingly, I'm re-posting the entire of the first section of this story. This first section includes the first and second bits I posted, along with a new(!) third piece. Together, they are the first section of the story.
Recapped for your convenience (and copy-pasted for mine):
Title: And Other Fruits of Men
Rating: Hard R. When the ratings go higher, I'll let you know.
Summary: So what if Crawford was hot and powerful? That didn't mean Schuldig wanted to reproduce with him.
Warnings: swearing, dream-logic, mindfuckery, off-screen blowjob, dangerous driving, urban supernatural!AU, shoddy editing, crazy pseudo-science and psychic powers, profligate use of italics.
Notes: FYI, the cities mentioned in this story are real towns in my state, but I'm shamelessly stealing the names
because I like them. There is no connection between the real towns and this story. No, this is not mpreg. The titles of the sections and of the story itself come from a pretty great book of poetry, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing" by Samuel Hoffenstein. (I say pretty great because the poems are very much products of their time, containing great quantities of misogyny and out-dated cultural references. But...I find them to be funny nonetheless. If you want more extensive info on what I've appropriated, let me know.)
As always, enjoy!
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( And Other Fruits of Men...Chapter One )
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I agonized over the title for days, because I was having trouble picking it, and then today I decided I'd have my cake and eat it too: by giving each chapter its own title, I got to use all the titles I thought might work. (And really, I think the runner-ups are way better as section titles...they fit better with the material.)
All things considered, this is going pretty well for being extracted from one of my dreams.
...I'm feeling far too accomplished for a post-chapter dissection right now.
~later
Accordingly, I'm re-posting the entire of the first section of this story. This first section includes the first and second bits I posted, along with a new(!) third piece. Together, they are the first section of the story.
Recapped for your convenience (and copy-pasted for mine):
Title: And Other Fruits of Men
Rating: Hard R. When the ratings go higher, I'll let you know.
Summary: So what if Crawford was hot and powerful? That didn't mean Schuldig wanted to reproduce with him.
Warnings: swearing, dream-logic, mindfuckery, off-screen blowjob, dangerous driving, urban supernatural!AU, shoddy editing, crazy pseudo-science and psychic powers, profligate use of italics.
Notes: FYI, the cities mentioned in this story are real towns in my state, but I'm shamelessly stealing the names
because I like them. There is no connection between the real towns and this story. No, this is not mpreg. The titles of the sections and of the story itself come from a pretty great book of poetry, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing" by Samuel Hoffenstein. (I say pretty great because the poems are very much products of their time, containing great quantities of misogyny and out-dated cultural references. But...I find them to be funny nonetheless. If you want more extensive info on what I've appropriated, let me know.)
As always, enjoy!
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( And Other Fruits of Men...Chapter One )
=====
I agonized over the title for days, because I was having trouble picking it, and then today I decided I'd have my cake and eat it too: by giving each chapter its own title, I got to use all the titles I thought might work. (And really, I think the runner-ups are way better as section titles...they fit better with the material.)
All things considered, this is going pretty well for being extracted from one of my dreams.
...I'm feeling far too accomplished for a post-chapter dissection right now.
~later
